Not sure about the size of that jar (hey, what have you been ingesting to produce the glow-in-the-dark ones), but without wanting to play God, I think I should tell you not to try that with the fork.
My Dad used to stick a bone handled knife in an electricity socket. It was great fun, and he would end up rolling around on the grass outside (they had French windows, I hasten to add). It was such fun that he invited the little boy next door in, and they both used to play.
I actually tested out that fork in the socket theory when I was about 6. I'd been warned I could DIE if I fiddled with electricity, so when I did it, nonchalantly curious, in the bathroom, and got a HUGE shock, I was convinced I was about to die indeed. I was so embarrassed that I'd done it that I didn't call for help, so just huddled on the tile floor, crying, waiting to die. I didn't. Yet.
Too true - sounds like you've been talking to my 5 yr old
ReplyDeleteNot sure about the size of that jar (hey, what have you been ingesting to produce the glow-in-the-dark ones), but without wanting to play God, I think I should tell you not to try that with the fork.
ReplyDeleteThese are, in fact, timeless questions.
ReplyDelete...or my five year old. 1st...yuck, save pennies instead, 2nd...a quick shock.
ReplyDeleteI want to know what the answers are!
ReplyDelete(CUTE!)
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ReplyDeleteI had a monkey who accidentally committed suice by sticking a bobby pin in a socket (really) . :-(
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ReplyDeleteso true :)
ReplyDeletethis is poo
ReplyDeleteI dont get it
ReplyDeleteThey fork looks sharps,. is it?
ReplyDeleteDo I need Chemo-therapy to understand this?
ReplyDeleteMy Dad used to stick a bone handled knife in an electricity socket. It was great fun, and he would end up rolling around on the grass outside (they had French windows, I hasten to add). It was such fun that he invited the little boy next door in, and they both used to play.
ReplyDeleteMy Dad's dead now, but because of something else.
woah. i mean, woah. i don't even wanna THINK about that jar...what room it resides in. this is TOO GOOD, willie! "))
ReplyDeleteI actually tested out that fork in the socket theory when I was about 6. I'd been warned I could DIE if I fiddled with electricity, so when I did it, nonchalantly curious, in the bathroom, and got a HUGE shock, I was convinced I was about to die indeed. I was so embarrassed that I'd done it that I didn't call for help, so just huddled on the tile floor, crying, waiting to die. I didn't. Yet.
ReplyDeleteforks in walls. it's always good to learn from someone else's mistakes.
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