Golf IS the most pointless game on earth.
And they all wear hats. (Even the little guy driving that cart).
"Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five." ~John Updike
"I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game: it's called an eraser." ~Arnold Palmer
"Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic." ~Author Unknown
"It's easy to see golf not as a game at all but as some whey-faced, nineteenth-century Presbyterian minister's fever dream of exorcism achieved through ritual and self-mortification." ~Bruce McCall
"I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies." ~Will Rogers
"Golf is a good walk spoiled." ~Mark Twain
"Golf balls are attracted to water as unerringly as the eye of a middle-aged man to a female bosom." ~Michael Green, The Art of Coarse Golf, 1967